Monday, August 11, 2014

Top 13 Barrack Obama One Liner Clean Jokes

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a sinking ship, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
A: Just a little bs

Q: Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day?
A: It keeps the doctor away.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's GM bailout and a car battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.

Q: Why is Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A: She the one with the cojones.

Q: What's the difference between Lincoln and Obama?
A: Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused one.

Q: What does Obama's cat say?
A: Mao.

Q. What is Obama's favorite lunch meat?
A. Mao Tse Tongue.

Q: Why is the Obama economy a system of checks and balances?
A: He writes the checks, you pay the balances.

Q: What is a red flag to Obama's IRS?
A: Money in your bank account.

Q: What's the difference between the Reagan and Obama eras?
A: In the Reagan era we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no hope and no cash.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What did Obama say when he was told 3 Brazilians were killed in Afghanistan?
A: He asked Michelle "how many is in a brazillion?"

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